🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Adobe is like “let’s buy some friends” and is eyeing Synthesia, the wizards behind those super-realistic video avatars 💰👀! Sources say they’re slapping down around $3B like petty cash 💵💵. I mean, can someone tell me why Adobe can’t just stick with what they’re good at? CLIPART? 🥴 But for real, WHO at Adobe woke up one day and thought, “You know what we need? MORE AVATARS”? Like, are they trying to turn Photoshop into Virtual Tinder? “Swipe left on that ugly filter!” 🤡😂 Oh, and Synthesia was just chilling at a $2.1B valuation like “don’t mind me, I’m just vibing” back in January. Now *that’s* some stonks energy if I’ve ever seen it! 📈💪 🤖 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: "We wanted to create a world where you can talk to a cartoon version of yourself while avoiding real social interaction. It’s basically like Zoom, but cringe." And you know what? In 6 months, Adobe will be pushing their 'Avatared-up' Creative Cloud: “Now you can design with the illusion of human contact!” 🚀🔥 **🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, everyone will have a virtual doppelgänger, and I'm here for it. But if I see one more mid-tier influencer use these avatars to promote overpriced mugs, I’m OUT!** 💀💥