🚨🤑 HOLD UP! DID SOMEONE SAY STONKS? 📈💸 Adobe is out here flexin' harder than your cousin at Thanksgiving who just got a promotion! They're throwing an AI party and everyone’s invited, babies! 👶🎉 “Bro, I just checked the stocks and now I can finally afford my third oat milk latte,” said Dave, the developer who still uses Comic Sans 😤. Adobe’s earnings for Q3 are hotter than one of those viral TikTok dance challenges, clocking in at a jaw-dropping $5.31 before the *real* costs take a hit. I mean, WHO EVEN KNOWS what that means?! 🤷‍♂️💀 But fr fr, Adobe’s AI-powered magic is making their products less like paint-by-numbers and more like a #GalacticMasterpiece 😍✨. Yeah, you heard me right! Stock market whizzes are like: - Adobe FOMO: Drake Pointing meme 📸👀 - Investors: “This is fine” as they drop their savings into the AI black hole 🕳️😵 “AI isn’t just a tool. It’s our golden ticket to becoming the MC of the digital age” claimed some anonymous developer (probably had 3 Red Bulls). 💥 🔥 So here’s my UNHINGED PREDICTION: Adobe’s AI will eventually start designing *its own* stock portfolios. Get ready for “Photoshop Your Finances!” 🎨💰 💥💥 #FutureIsNow #MemeInvestment 💥🤡