🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Adobe just slapped a glow-up on PDFs that’s bigger than your mom's love for 90s sitcoms! 🤡✨😱 Introducing Adobe Acrobat Studio! It's like they took a sippy cup, filled it with NotebookLM's AI magic and sprinkled Canva's design pixie dust all over it! 💎🪄 *The PDF is shaking in its boots right now!* 🥴💀 😩 *”Finally, I can stop writing my reports on a napkin!”* – Literally every intern ever 😂. Adobe went from “This is fine” dog to “WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” spaceship meme real quick! 🚀🔥 So now, you're telling me you can slap some AI on a PDF and it won’t look like the aftermath of a toddler’s finger-painting session? *Stonks up for every poor soul who has ever had to deal with a cringe formatting crisis!* 📈💰 But wait, isn’t this just a fancy way to make PDFs look pretty while we're all still screaming into the void about how no one can afford Adobe subscriptions?? *Drake pointing* at that price tag like “ain’t this too sus?” 😬 *Hot take:* By 2030, PDFs will be sentient and will start charging YOU for reading them. This is the future we deserve, folks! 🤖💀✨