🎥💥 ALERT, EDITORS! ADOBE JUST PULLED A MAJOR POWER MOVE! 🚀🔥 Introducing *Adobe Premiere’s* new iPhone app: the holy grail of video editing on the go! 📽️✨ And wait for it... it’s totally FREE! 😱💸 Back in the day, you had to walk uphill both ways to buy a physical disc like some caveman. Now? Just slap that app on your phone and you're one TikTok dance away from virality! 💃💀 #Blessed 🎉 But real talk? Adobe saw TikTok rising like bread in the oven and said, “We gotta get in on that!” Now you can help your grandma edit her cat videos on a bus ride while she lectures you about her *real estate portfolio* (seriously tho, shouts out to Grandma for being based!). 🏠💯 💬 I can just picture some Adobe devs IRL: “Yo, Chad, should we give this away for free?” “Bro, do it for the clout! Plus, we can hit them with premium features later! 💰💀” *Leaked quote from Adobe CEO:* “We’re giving it all away for FREE! Now, who’s ready to monetize our users’ souls?!” 😈👿 Hot take: In two years, let’s see if they start charging random microtransactions like “add an extra frame for 0.99!” 🤡💸 Buckle up, kiddos—it’s about to be a wild ride! 🎢✨🔥