🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS! Adobe Premiere just dropped on iPhone, and it’s FREE! But wait! It’s got more catches than a fish market! 🎣💸 Say goodbye to your sanity and hello to the wild world of mobile editing! 🤡💥 Now you can film, edit, and offload your mental breakdowns all in one app - just like how Jeff Bezos manages to crush your soul while ensuring Amazon Prime keeps you hooked! 📦🔥 🔴 "Leaked dev quote: 'We wanted to give users the experience of getting stuck in a never-ending upload loop... for fun!' - Definitely Not Adobe Staff" 🤖🤫 Drake's pointing at the free download, but my man is straight-up seething over those *premium features* that will cost you your life savings! 💰💀 You don’t need a desktop app to use it, but best believe you’ll need therapy after shelling out cash for exporting your masterpiece. 😵‍💫✨ 👀 So, what’s the prediction? Within 3 days, TikTok will EXPLODE with videos titled “Editing My Life Away with Adobe on iPhone” for clout, while Adobe stocks are gonna skyrocket 🔥📈 faster than your Wi-Fi speed during a Zoom call! Don’t just sit there! Get editing and brace for chaos! This is fine... or is it? 🐶🔥 #AdobeToTheMoon #EditingNightmare