🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨 Adobe said, "YOU GET A FREE VIDEO EDITOR!" 🎉👏 That’s right, fam, Premiere Pro is ditchin’ the price tag and sliding into your iPhone faster than you can say *“I had no idea how to do that!”* ⚡💻 *Leaked* developer quote: “We’re just trying to make your TikTok dance videos slightly less cringy! No cap.” 🤣💀👀 Emoji mood: Drake pointing (at the free app) 🔥➡️😩 streaming through your soul. This app boasts a multi-track timeline, cause who even edits with just ONE track anymore? 😂👻 Oh, and automatic captions because we ALL wanna pretend we speak 10 languages when we sell our souls to the social media algorithm gods. 😇🔮 4K HDR support?! Pfft, not just for your high-end cameras anymore. The algorithmic overlords are excited to see you trying to adjust your lighting in a 7-second clip! 🚀💰 But wait, there’s MORE! 🎉 You can now pay to have more cloud storage and unnecessary AI credits like they’re stonks in a bull market! 📈💸 And let’s be real, generative AI is just a fancy term for “let’s hope this sounds good.” 🤖🤡 So, what’s the unhinged prediction? Get ready for TikTok to become the new Hollywood, powered by your mom’s iPhone and a chaotic mix of Adobe-generated beats! 🤪📽️ #AdobeFrenzy #MemeMastersUnite