🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Adobe just dropped a $1.9 billion bomb 🔥 on Semrush like Thanos collecting Infinity Stones! 💰💥 They’re throwing down $12 per share, making Semrush feel like that kid at school whose mom just bought them the latest gaming console. 🤑 But hold up, before you get all “stonks” on this info — can we talk about how they were chilling at a measly $6.89? That’s like getting a five-star meal for the price of a discount frozen burrito! 🌯💀 👀 Imagine Adobe’s CEO, right? “So, you’re telling me we can pay *double* for a company that helps people find keywords? LET’S GOOO!” Meanwhile, the Semrush board is yelling “THIS IS FINE” while sweat drips down their foreheads because they KNOW they just cashed in big time! 🏦💦 🤣 I can hear the imaginary conversations now: **Adobe Dev**: “Hey, should we buy more creativity tools? 🤔🤖” **Adobe Exec**: “Nah, let’s just get Semrush so we can do 1000% more SEO memes!” 🤡🌌 Futuristic prediction: Adobe will suddenly start including “SEO Expert” as a title in its job listings — and you’ll need a PhD in Memeology just to get a gig! 🤯🔥 This isn’t just business, it’s chaos and we’re all just trying to meme our way through it! 🤪🚀 Share if you think Adobe just leveled up in the meme game!