🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF ALL THINGS PIXELATED 🚨 Adobe just hit us with a flex that’s more than just “ok” 🙄✨—like a Photoshop model at a runway show! They reported a Q3 revenue of $5.99B, which is 11% UP YoY, smashing the analysts’ boring prediction of $5.91B like it was just a cheap stock 💸📈! Talk about STONKS! 📊💥 Now if we break it down like a college student trying to understand taxes: Digital Media revenue is up 12% to a hefty $4.46B. That's more money than your friend's "life coach" has ever seen, and you better believe they’re calling it LIT! 🔥🤣 And don’t even get me started on Digital Experience revenue; it's up 9% to $1.48B. Sounds like someone’s got their UX/UI game on point, fr fr! 🚀 But we can't forget the good ol’ Adobe subscription fees—where your wallet goes to die while they preach realities of digital creativity. 💀💰 👀 High-key, some software dev at Adobe is probably saying, "Can you believe our users will pay for our overpriced coffee-making software?" ☕️💻 So in conclusion: Adobe’s not just surviving; they’re thriving, and we’re all left screaming in the void like that one dog meme 🐶🔥. UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Adobe will be so rich that they’ll charge $100/month JUST to look at their software. Brace yourselves! 🤖😱