🚨👀 BREAKING: Adam Mosseri is officially ghosting Threads like it’s a bad Tinder date 💔😩🚀 Say goodbye to the dude who thought "making Threads cooler" was putting a fancy hat on it 🧢👻. Meta’s AI overlord is swooping in like some robotic savior, ready to take control! 🤖✨ Developers are leaking like a broken faucet, with one saying, "Honestly, the app was like that sweet potato fries at a BBQ - nice to look at, but nobody really wants it!" 😂🔥 Meanwhile, Adam is probably chilling on a yacht, sipping piña coladas while watching other social media managers seethe in agony. 🌊🥥💸 So what’s next? Will Threads finally become a meme paradise or just another graveyard for cringe posts and influencer desperation? 🤷‍♂️ Imagine AI deciding what’s trending - “Sorry, but your dad jokes are now classified as hate speech. Please revise.” 😂💀 🔮 Hot Take: By 2025, Threads will be the top app for crypto dolphins and NFT potato chips! 🌊🦄 If you’re still using it next year, you're probably just a bot, fr fr. *cue Drake pointing to 'Based User' vs. 'Cringe User' memes* Share your doomscrolling adventures! 💣🔥 #Threads2.0 #MetaMadness