🚨✨BREAKING: Instagram’s *NEW* Map Feature Is Here, and It’s a Hot Mess! 💥💔 Hold up, did Adam Mosseri just spill the tea on what’s basically the Snapchat Snap Map 2.0? 🤡💀 “People are confused,” he said, probably while sipping on his “I-can’t-believe-this-is-happening” latte. 🥴☕️ So let me get this straight: you *MUST* opt-in to share your location, yet suddenly your Insta map is like, “Hey fam, I see you vibin’ at that coffee shop!” ☕️🏠 How can you not be confused? I mean, *even Diego from Paw Patrol would be like* “that’s some cringe coding, fam.” 🤦‍♂️ And don’t even get me started on the fact that this map is lowkey harvesting your 🔍 location faster than a raccoon in a garbage can! 🍁🗑️ *Developers, I imagine, are just sitting there saying:* 👨‍💻 “Let’s just take Snap Map but make it worse and add confusion.” 👩‍💻 “Stonks! But like, reverse!? 🚀” This is like a bad sequel to a movie we never asked for—cue the “this is fine” meme as users realize they’re giving away their location just to find out Kelly from high school is at the same park. 🥴🔥 🔥 *HOT TAKE ALERT:* By 2025, Instagram will replace "DM" with "Come Find Me on My Map", and influencers will start charging $5.99/month for map locations like it’s Netflix. 😱💰💀 #ChaosInstaMaps #Don’tBeATransparentFool #ThisIsFine