🚨💀 ALERT! Activision is pulling the whole *Call of Duty: WWII* vibes like it’s a dumpster fire and they’re trying to put it out with a water balloon! 💥🔥 Like, yo, PC gamers are getting HACKED harder than that one time I tried to download free WiFi from my neighbor’s router! 🤡💻 So, here’s the tea 🍵: Activision just hit the emergency button and took it offline so they can “investigate” why your shiny gaming rig is turning into Skynet. 🤖💰 They said, “We're just trying to keep the hackers away, fam. No cap.” 🚫🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, Steam users are over here vibing like, “Wanna play with my cat while I press buttons on my keyboard? Stonks!” 📈🐱 And like, the only ones playing this game now are people who don’t realize their PCs have turned into digital Swiss cheese 🧀, thanks to some keyboard wizardry only seen in horror movies! 🎃💻 Leaked developer convo: **Dev 1:** “So like, was it a bug or a feature?” **Dev 2:** “Bro, it’s a feature if you get free tech support from the hackers! 🥳” Mark my words: in a week, Activision will launch *Call of Duty: Computer Cafeteria Edition*, where you try to avoid cyber attacks while ordering nachos. 🍕👾 #ThisIsFine