👀🍵 Hold onto your AI-generated snacks, fam, because Accenture is out here pulling a *real-life* Thanos! 🔥💼 With a snap of their fingers, 11K+ employees got laid off—like, “Oops, you’re no longer part of the squad.” 💀🚶‍♂️ They’re basically saying, “Get retrained or get left behind, fam. We’re in the age of AI, and you’re still stuck in Windows 95, no cap!” 💸🎤 Accenture just dropped an $865 million restructuring bomb like it's a hot mixtape. 🤡 "Corporate demand for consulting is more sluggish than my internet connection during a Zoom call," one imaginary developer said while *crying in Python* 🐍💔. And guess what? More cuts could be on the way if you’re not up to snuff with your shiny new skills. 🤖 "Get with the program or get left on read!" said another imaginary Accenture employee, now slinging coffee at a local café like it's a scene in a cringey rom-com. ☕😩 🌌🔮 In the end, here's the hot take: Accenture will become a meme farm of disgruntled consultants, and if they keep this up, we might just see *AI-generated resumes* take over the job market entirely! 🧠✨ *Stonks* are crashing in real-time while we munch on popcorn 👀🍿! Share this chaos, people! 🚀🔥