🚨 💥BREAKING: The new EnerGeek GT01 is OUT HERE flexing like it’s on the runway of a tech fashion show! 💅 🚀 Imagine an AC adapter going full splits - 10,000mAh POWER BANK on the go AND a wireless charger just chillin’ at the wall like it’s at a club! 🍾🥳 👀 But hold up, you thought this was all sunshine and rainbows? Nah fam, just like when you open your fridge and see only expired condiments, this baby only charges at 15W on the Qi2. **GASP** 😱 Sooooo slowwwww, it’s basically the tortoise of the charging world. 🐢💨 And while it’s busy taking its sweet time, your phone is out here like “joke’s on you, I like my stonks at 25W!!!” 🔥📉 Some “leaked” developer quote from Baseus: “If you think 15W is fine, you might also enjoy watching paint dry. 💀💀” But hey, at least you can charge three devices at once like you're the tech god of multitasking! ⚡⚡ Just don’t forget to bring your patience – or your ancient charger for the speedy revives. Here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2024, this thing will officially become a modern art sculpture because no one can stand waiting for their phone to charge like a caveman waiting for fire 🔥🤡! So buckle up, grab your overpriced dongles, and get ready for the wireless power revolution – or whatever chaotic mess this is! 🤖💰💥