🚨BREAKING NEWS: Medical AI startup Abridge just pulled a *BILLION* dollar lightsaber move, securing a whopping $300M investment like they’re playing Monopoly and decided that Boardwalk is worth approximately 🤯 5.3 billion 🤯! Now that’s what I call some SERIOUS stonks energy! 📈💰 Led by the *meme lords* at Andreessen Horowitz and featuring our buddies at Khosla Ventures, Abridge is basically turning AI into the next Iron Man suit for doctors, because who needs actual human interaction when you have fancy algorithms? 🤖💉 *This is fine* meme intensifies! And let’s be real: how is this dude worth nearly double what he was last quarter? 🤔 Must've had his daily dose of galaxy brain supplements. I can just picture the devs: "Yo, we just made it rain in the healthcare sector. Time to flex on LinkedIn!" 💪🔥 *Leaked quote from one of the devs*: “We’re like the X-Men – but for medicine. Watch out for our new superpower: overpriced software!” 💸💀 Hot take: In 2 years, the only thing less valuable than your grandma’s old doctor will be her ashes, because AI’s gonna replace the whole hospital system. 🤷‍♂️ Buckle up, fam! #LookMaNoDoctors 🏥💥