🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Anne Neuberger, the former cybersecurity QUEEN of the Biden White House, just got hired by a16z and it's sending shockwaves through Silicon Valley! 🦾💰💥 I mean, talk about an upgrade from political drama to venture capital chaos! 😂👑 You heard it here first, folks! Anne's gonna be working on something called "American Dynamism, AI, and cyber" - sounds fancy but I bet it's just a fancy way of saying they’re trying to figure out how to stop hackers from stealing our fortnight skins. 🧐🔒💻 And you know what this means? Venture capitalists are about to get WAY MORE chaotic! Fr fr, it’s gonna be like a crossover episode of Black Mirror and The Office where instead of Jim pranking Dwight, we’ve got Anne setting up firewalls against cyber-monsters. 🏰🔥 Meanwhile, I can ONLY IMAGINE the office vibes of a16z now: 🗣️ Developer: "So Anne, how do we make AIs that don't *eat* the internet?" 👩‍💼 Anne: "Uhh, I dunno fam, tell me your ideas while I sip this overpriced kombucha." 🥤🤪 But, like, seriously… 👀 Given the current state of tech, it seems like Anne's job is about to be a full-on meme saga. Don’t sleep on this; it’s about to get wild! 😱💀 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be using AI to manage our lives while dodging cyberattacks like it’s a game of dodgeball! 🕹️🤖 #Stonks #Based Now, go on and meme this into oblivion! 🚀🌌✨