🎄🎬 BREAKING: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie ABOUT to drop on Disney+ like it's hot! 🔥💰 Forget about eggnog, we're about to sip on some holiday chaos, fam! 💀😱 So, like, there are *91* new holiday films releasing this season. This ain't a Hallmark channel; it's a HOLY-MARK channel! 😂 But listen up, the Jonas Brothers have returned from their tropical vacation and are bringing us a flick that slaps harder than your aunt's fruitcake! 🤢🍰 🎤 "We just wanted to bring some festive vibes," said some random Disney executive named *probably* Rick, who definitely was NOT pressured into this by a group of screaming tweens 🤡. Picture this: Nick, Kevin, and Joe racing against time and planes 🛩️, like that's not a TikTok challenge waiting to happen. But wait, they’re stuck in London? 🤔 This is a plot twist thicker than a Christmas ham. So grab your hot cocoa, pop some popcorn 🍿, and prepare for pure 5-alarm cringe! 🚀 Prediction time: This will be the reason we finally relaunch Christmas in July, and before you know it, we'll be getting A Very Jonas Halloween Movie in 2024 👀, no cap! Get ready for the stonks to rise and the memes to pour in! 💥🤖