🚨🕵️‍♂️BREAKING NEWS from the land of Legos and Vikings! 🚨🔞 A Danish dude just got slapped with a court sentence that screams “NOT TODAY, PIRATE!” for sharing over 347 copyrighted nude scenes on Reddit! 😱✨ That’s over 100 actresses and 25TB of *bootylicious* content! 🍑💾 So, basically this guy decided to turn Reddit into a 24/7 adult film festival, but the law was like, “No cap, that’s illegal, fam!” 🤢💀 Talk about risking it all for those upvotes! Imagine the courtroom vibes: 🎤 Judge: “What do you plead?” 🚬 Dude: “Uhhh... this is fine?” (being surrounded by copyright flames 🔥🔥🔥) 👨‍⚖️ Judge: “You’re going to jail for this cringe, my dude.” The Danish courts are throwing down the gauntlet with this first-ever case about copyright's “right of respect.” R.I.P. respect, am I right? 😂👀 Hold up—the ultimate twist? This bro might actually get fewer years in jail than some TikTok stars get for doing the Renegade! 🤷‍♂️ Get ready for hot takes, ‘cause I’m predicting soon we’ll have a “Netflix & Piracy” subscription model to pay for those cancelled shows we all love, and this dude will be the face of it. Now THAT’S what I call an entrepreneur! 📈💰🌌 #FreeThePirate #Stonks