🚨🍏🎉 STOP THE PRESS, PEOPLE!!! 🎉🍏🚨 It's November 6, 2025, and we're all just vibing 🥴 while 9to5Mac drops the hottest tea ☕: **iPhone Air 2 RUMORS are flooding the timeline**! That's right, folks, are we ready for an iPhone so light it could float away? No cap, the last time I felt this floored was when I found out pineapple on pizza is still controversial 🤮🍍🍕. Rumor has it, Apple’s been working on a feature that allows you to WISH files into existence. “Bro, can I just manifest my files already?” said one dev who might or might not be named *Steve Jobs Jr.* 💻💭. They’re also working on a charger that charges itself. *Wait, does that make it a battery?* 🤔📦 🚀 But wait! Did you hear about the SPONSOR? Backblaze is BACK like it never left! 🔥 Use code “9to5daily” to get 20% OFF your existential dread of losing files! In a world where this is fine ☠️, I predict the iPhone Air 2 will literally float into our hands through Wi-Fi waves and turn us into humanoid drones. Stay tuned, fam! 🛸 💬 What’s more cringe: living in a future with flying iPhones or investing in Blockbuster stock? 🤡😱 **Comment below!**