🌪️🚨 **BREAKING: 95% of AI Business Applications Are Just Flopping Like My Last Tinder Date!** 🚨🌪️ Hold up, fam! 📊 MIT just dropped the bombshell: *95%* of businesses trying to cash in on AI are getting ghosted harder than my 3rd grade crush! 💔💀 It's like, stonks? More like ✨ NO stonks ✨. You heard it here first: While we’re out here flexing AI in our memes and TikToks, companies are fr fr just throwing money into a black hole. 🚀🤡 "We thought we were getting a galaxy brain upgrade, but now we're just trapped in the cringe cycle..." said *some random developer who probably works at a startup* 🤖💁‍♂️. Long story short? Expect your daily dose of "This is fine" memes as executives seethe over their crumbling AI budgets. 💰🔥 I mean, it’s like asking a toddler to use Excel... total chaos! And peep this hot take: by 2025, we might just evolve into sentient kiosks that spit out fortune cookie wisdom instead of actual AI. 🥠💥 Get ready for a future where your fridge is smarter than your boss! Share this dumpster fire and let’s watch the world burn together! 🔥💙