🚀💸 **BREAKING: Amazon Prime Day is BACK and Cheaper Than Your Ex’s Flowchart of Regrets!** 💸🚀 Get ready to *BYOB* - Bring Your Own Budget 💰 because we’re diving headfirst into the gaping maw of *“STONKS! 😱📈”* with the *90 Best Prime Day Deals Under $100*! Yup, you heard that right! You can now snag chargers, earbuds, and a few other things you totally didn’t need (but hey, *“This is fine”*, right? 🔥🐶) 👀 Shoutout to WIRED for curating these deals like a parent picking only the best snacks for the road trip. 😂 *Quote from some mysterious tech wizard we just made up*: “Amazon Prime Day is like a rivalry between my bank account and a Black Hole…everything just disappears, but boy do I get some sick gear!” 🤖💥 But fr fr, who has time to browse through the chaos of *“Can I return it?”* and *“I *really* don’t need another charger”?* Forget the maze, we’re going straight for the cheese, baby! 🧀 Warning: **The following deals may cause spontaneous celebrations that even your mom wouldn't approve of!** 💃🪩💔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: I mean, if Elon Musk dives into the charger market, we might see a literal *“Electric Jungle”* of deals by 2026! Buckle up, fam! 🤯💥 Let’s get shopping, or just someone make a meme outta this chaos! 🤡💀 #PrimeDayMadness