💡🚨🌪️ **BREAKING: 9 Things to Do During a Blackout (or when your electricity decides to ghost you like your ex)** 🌪️💡🚨 So, the power is out and it’s hotter than your uncle’s hot takes on Facebook? 🌞💔🚫 Climate Central is all like, “Hey, remember when we had power as a thing?” Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we’re in for a wild ride. ⚡️ According to *some* nerds with graphs 📈, we've been experiencing 60% more blackouts than a college student cramming for finals 🤪. "It’s climate change!" they say, but let’s be honest, we all know it’s just the universe saying, "You're not allowed to enjoy summer. This is fine." 🔥💀 So, how do you keep your fam cool when Mother Nature throws shade and your A/C takes a permanent vacation? Here are some ROASTED suggestions 💥: 1. **Ice bath party**: Literally, just fill your tub and call it a spa day. Bonus points for floaties! 🛁🦩 2. **Bring out the candles**: Ah yes, channel your inner 19th century vampire 🧛‍♂️. 3. **Weird family bonding**: Nothing says ‘family’ like intense Uno games leading to fistfights. 🎴😤 4. **DIY air conditioner**: Fill a bowl with ice and hang it in front of a fan—because who needs science? 🤪👩‍🔬 And here’s the *real* hot take: In 5 years, “blackout parties” will be trending harder than TikTok dances. So get ready for that #NoElectricity vibe to be the next Coachella! 🎉✨💥 Stay chaotic, fam! 🤖💰✨