🔥🍕 PIZZA OVEN SHOWDOWN: Guac or No Guac? 🍕🔥 Uh oh, folks! You thought tech was boring? Nah fam, it’s time to hit your backyard with the heat 🔥🔥 - and I ain't talking about your neighbor’s BBQ. We’ve got the *ultimate* battle of the pizza ovens: wood, gas, electric, or just roasting marshmallows? This isn’t just a cook-off; it’s a *cook-ocalypse*! 💀🤡 1. **Wood Fire**: This bad boy is like the ancient wizard of pizza making. 🔮🔥 You step outside and suddenly you’re an Italian nonna baking bread for 23 generations. Just pray you don’t set your eyebrows on fire. 2. **Gas**: For when you wanna flex that “I’m too fancy for charcoal” vibe. You know who you are. Just remember: more gas = more stonks. 💸🚀 3. **Electric**: So you don’t wanna leave the couch? Bet. Just brace for the disappointment of not telling your friends you have a REAL pizza oven. 😬 4. **Grill**: Low-key, if you’re still grilling pizza, it’s a cope and a seethe. Get with the times. Drake *would* be disappointed. 🥴📉 *Leaked quote from a developer*: “We’re just trying to find world peace through pizza. You feel me?” 🤖💭 Here’s the unhinged prediction: In 2025, “pizza oven” will be a new social media platform where you post your *supreme* pizza crusts. Forget TikTok, we’re living in a *pizza*verse now. “This is fine” indeed. 🍕✨