🚨💤 BREAKING: THE ULTIMATE PILLOW WARS (2025 Edition) 🌙💣 Listen up, sleep-deprived memelords! Are you still using that sad deflated flop of a pillow that your cat has claimed as their throne? 🐱👑 STOP RIGHT THERE! You’ve got choices, fam. Here are the TOP 9 pillows for every sleep style in 2025 (aka the year we start giving pillows sentience) 😂🤖 1. **The Cloud™**: Soft as a marshmallow, but like, the one you dropped in the mud. ☁️💩 2. **The Firminator**: For the back sleepers who need life advice and spine support. "I’m not a therapist!" - probably the pillow, but still great. 😅🔥 3. **Side Eye Special**: For those who sleep like they’re hiding from their problems... which you probably are. 🤭💀 Imagine this: “Yo, what’s your pillow brand?” "Uh, I don’t know... My ex threw it out." *seethe* 😤💔 In a world where better sleep is right under your neck, these pillows are basically Stonks for your ZZZs! 📈💤 📈🔥 So HERE'S the REAL tea: by 2030, I predict pillows will start whispering secrets about your dreams while you sleep. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 💀🚀✨ #PillowTalk #SleepGoals