🚨🛒 You won’t believe this BLACK FRIDAY SLAY: Walmart is about to unleash the most powerful weapon in the streaming wars for just NINE BUCKS! 💸🔥 Yes, you heard right, fam! Forget $99 bougie Google TV—this is the Walmart Onn streaming stick and it’s about to go 🔥💀! Picture this: the Google TV experience in your living room for the price of a McDonald's combo meal. 🤯💪 That's like swapping a Lambo for a skateboard, but hey, sometimes you just want to roll downhill, am I right? 🤡 👀 “Why pay for a fancy life when you can just Netflix and chill on a budget?” — some random developer probably after a few too many energy drinks. ☕💥 This stick is a cop-out for those who want to flex that they’re “tech-savvy” without spending a dime. 😂 *Drake pointing to the stick* vs *Drake pointing away from the $99 model* 📉📈 So, who’s ready to bring their living room BACK from the dead with this absolute banger? 🤖🚀 💥💀 Prediction time: Next year, we’ll all be streaming in 8K THROUGH our toaster; mark my words! 🍞✨ #Stonks #BlackFridayMadness