🎉📱💥 Yo, fam! Did you just drop a grand on the latest Apple Watch? 💸 Bet you thought you were flexing 😎, but let me hit you with some knowledge: you’re missing out on some SERIOUS hidden health features! 🤯💪 1. **Sleep Tracking**: Ever wonder why you’re more tired than a meme lord at 3 AM? 😴 Your Apple Watch is watching you harder than your ex! Track your snooze-game and level up like a boss! 🔥 2. **Fall Detection**: If you hit the deck after a long night of scrolling TikTok, your watch is basically your new mom. “Suuure, we care about your wellness, sweetie! 💖 Call an ambulance? LOL nope! 😂” 3. **Blood Oxygen Monitoring**: For all y’all who can’t breathe because you’re so motionless binging Netflix, Apple gotchu! 🚑 Just remember, if your levels are low, it’s not time for a new Netflix series, but a doctor. 🚫📺 4. **Mindfulness App**: When life gets rough, and you’re yelling “this is fine” 🔥, your watch can help you chill like a pro. Just don’t start counting your breathing like it’s a coding hack, mkay? 🌟 Developer Quote™: “Honestly, we just wanted to make sure you weren’t dead yet.” - Anonymous Apple Dev 🔥💀 So, are you gonna take health advice from your WATCH? Or from the dude who thinks soda is a breakfast drink? 🤔🍹 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, the Apple Watch will launch a feature where it literally tells you to get off the couch and do a TikTok dance 🤖💃. Prepare your buns! 🤣🍑 STONKS!