🚨💸💥BREAKING: Get ready to launch your productivity into the stratosphere! Eightfold's dynamic duo, Ashutosh Garg and Varun Kacholia, just raised a whopping $35 million for their new brainchild, Viven! 💖🤖💥 But WAIT, what is it? 🤔 Imagine a wild AI digital twin that sits in an empty chair while your coworker is chilling in Hawaii, sipping piña coladas, and totally ghosting you. 🏖️🍹 "Where’s Bob?!" you scream into the void. Viven's got you, fam! This digital doppelgänger is like your friend who never replies on your Sunday plans... but somehow still gets all the achievements. Talk about stonks! 📈🔮 Meanwhile, we’re all like, "This is fine" as our productivity tanks without Mr. Important in the chat 🐶🔥. What’s next, a hologram of your boss to nod at memes during Zoom meetings? 😂💻 In the leaked chat from a *top-secret* developer meeting, one exclaimed, "If Viven could replace my boss, I’d be fine with zero pay!" 💯💀 Talk about a vibe check! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, we’ll all have AI twins crashing our parties, asking for snacks on our behalf while flirting with our crushes! Just remember: You heard it here first! 🚀🔥✨ #AIFuture #CringeButBased