💥🎮🕹️ BREAKING NEWS: 8BitDo just unleashed a wireless N64 controller that’s ON SALE, baby! It’s almost like they want you to relive your childhood without having to dig through your mom’s attic for that retro relic! Cue the “stonks” meme because this beauty is now just $27.69 instead of $39.99! Save that $ so you can buy more avocado toast or whatever! 🥑💸 But wait, what's this? The Analogue 3D, the console that's trying to make 4K N64 gaming a reality, has been delayed more times than a college student’s graduation. 🤦‍♂️📅 It’s like waiting for GDT (Game Developer TikToks) to drop! But don’t fret! The 8BitDo controller is here to save you from #FOMO. Connect to your Switch like it’s 1999 and you’re about to face off in Mario Kart while your mom yells at you to stop hogging the TV! 🚀 Leaked developer quote: “We wanted to make it resemble the original controller so players could remember just how painful it was to get that perfect angle on the joystick!” 🤣📉 Tbh, this controller is a solid flex, but if it doesn’t come with a time machine to teleport you back to those sweet 64 bits of glory, is it even worth it? 🤔💥🔥 Hot take: I give it a month before someone announces a Bluetooth controller for the Virtual Boy. #BasedOrCringe? You judge! 💀👀😂