🚨🎮BREAKING NEWS: 8BitDo just dropped a controller that’s got more buttons than your average "emoji keyboard" on a Friday night! 💰💀 Say hello to the Pro 3, the first ever controller that lets you swap its buttons like you swap pants at a hot tub party! 🍑✨ Yeah, that’s right, you can NOW rearrange the ABXY buttons to match your favorite console's layout. It’s like having the IKEA of game controllers—only instead of missing screws, you get button layouts that make your game play *peak* chaos. 🔄🤡 With a design that gives major DualSense vibes and drift-resistant TMR technology (Sounds fancy, right? Who even knew we needed drift resistance in our controllers? 🙄), this controller went from “meh” to “OH MY GOD!” 😱 But don't get too hyped yet because you better cough up $69.99 for this bad boy. That’s 20 bucks richer than its predecessor, but hey, at least it comes with a 1,000mAh battery that’s somehow NOT removable—which means no more late-night charging panic. A leaked Dev was heard saying, “Hey, let’s charge the same price as a new game but make the battery glued down. Brilliant, huh?” 🤯🔥 🔥💥Hot take: In 2024, all controllers will just be detachable body parts – because who needs fingers when you’ve got custom buttons? 🤖🚀 Prepare for the game revolution, fam! #ControllerChaos #8BitDoStonks