🎮✨💥 *BREAKING NEWS: 8BitDo96 SAYS “HUMAN HANDS ONLY!”* 💥✨🎮 Yo, fam! 🤡💀 You remember the Nintendo 64, right? It's like your childhood but with more pixels and questionable fashion choices! AND NOW, 8BitDo just dropped a Bluetooth controller that’s actually FOR HUMAN HANDS! 🚀💰 Bet those aliens are jealous! This controller is like if Michael Jordan and pizza had a baby (and that baby was fully charged)! 🍕💪 “This is fine” 😂 but it gets better; it'll have you vibin’ through Super Mario 64 and GoldenEye like it’s 1999! 🕹️💨 But wait for it… they went *full galaxy brain* with this one — it’s wireless! *Stonks* rising as we finally ditch the cords that made us trip and fall like it was a horror game! 🙌💀 💬 “We wanted to recreate the feeling of trying to maneuver through life with your mom’s spaghetti sauce stained controllers. #Relatable” – leaked developer text 😂💔 But here’s the twist: by 2030, controllers will evolve to work with... *brain waves* 😳💥! That’s right, you’ll be playing FPS games just by thinking about it. You gotta train your brain like it’s the ultimate gym workout! 💪🧠🔥 So yeah, 8BitDo is cool and all, but those brain waves? Now THAT’S based! 🔥💯 Share this with your squad, fam!