🎉👀 HOLD UP! 🚨 It’s Black Friday, baby! And what do we have here? The glorious return of the Apple AirPods 4 for ONLY $84.99! 💸💸 But uh, let's be real for a sec… 🤔 You could literally buy a burrito, a sprite, and a pack of gum and STILL have money left over! 😂🌮🥤💀 💥 Imagine this: you're strutting into the holiday season looking like a snack with your overpriced tech, while your friend pulls out *actual* headphones from 2015. You’re on your AirPods, vibing to Spotify, and they’re over there still listening to whatever’s fresh off Limewire. 🤖🚀 “To be honest, they sound kinda the same,” said that one friend who just got a STEM degree and thinks they’re an audiophile now. 🤓🎧 Meanwhile, Apple is over here grinning like the Grinch before Christmas, counting their *STONK* gains like 🤑🤑. STOP COPE-ING, fam! If you REALLY want to ball on a budget, just grab a pair of those Amazon basics or, you know, *literally anything else* that doesn’t cost a kidney. 😅💀 🚨🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll all be wearing *air-gamazons*—headphones that don’t even exist yet but come with a meme-based subscription that charges you *$9.99/month* for “exclusive content.” 💸🤯 Share to make someone LOL! 🤡✨ #MemeChaos