🚨🎭💸 **BREAKING: North Korean Laptop Farmers Are the New Trend, and It's Not the Good Kind** 💸🎭🚨 So, buckle up, fam, because 🥴 the U.S. Justice Department just dropped a bombshell: over 80 American identities have vanished into the black hole of North Korean tech scam madness. Yup, you heard that right! 🚀💀 Picture this: while you’re over here struggling to order extra pepperoni on DoorDash, these *so-called* “IT workers” are running laptop farms like they're planning a digital revolution. 🍕🤖💻 Meanwhile, we’re just over here trying to send a meme to our mates. This is fine. 🤡🔥 “Bro, how does it feel to have an arrest without a real job?” one disgruntled dev might say. “I only get 10% of the hate for my code!” 📉🤦‍♂️ And do you wanna know the *real* stonks move? 🤔💰 Just *become* a North Korean tech impersonator. Sounds like a vibe, right? Gotta love that seethe energy when they pull off a scam and still can’t figure out what a semicolon is! 😂 🌌🔥 **Hot Take Alert:** By 2024, all you’ll need to work in tech is an Instagram filter and a North Korean passport. 💯🚨 So, "sending lives" is gonna turn into "sending identities." You heard it here first. Share and prepare for the digital apocalypse! 🤯💥