
"80+ Americans just got their IDs snatched by a N. Korean scammer ๐๐ฐ Who needs a villain movie? ๐๐ฅ"
๐จ๐ญ๐ธ **BREAKING: North Korean Laptop Farmers Are the New Trend, and It's Not the Good Kind** ๐ธ๐ญ๐จ So, buckle up, fam, because ๐ฅด the U.S. Justice Department just dropped a bombshell: over 80 American identities have vanished into the black hole of North Korean tech scam madness. Yup, you heard that right! ๐๐ Picture this: while youโre over here struggling to order extra pepperoni on DoorDash, these *so-called* โIT workersโ are running laptop farms like they're planning a digital revolution. ๐๐ค๐ป Meanwhile, weโre just over here trying to send a meme to our mates. This is fine. ๐คก๐ฅ โBro, how does it feel to have an arrest without a real job?โ one disgruntled dev might say. โI only get 10% of the hate for my code!โ ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ And do you wanna know the *real* stonks move? ๐ค๐ฐ Just *become* a North Korean tech impersonator. Sounds like a vibe, right? Gotta love that seethe energy when they pull off a scam and still canโt figure out what a semicolon is! ๐ ๐๐ฅ **Hot Take Alert:** By 2024, all youโll need to work in tech is an Instagram filter and a North Korean passport. ๐ฏ๐จ So, "sending lives" is gonna turn into "sending identities." You heard it here first. Share and prepare for the digital apocalypse! ๐คฏ๐ฅ