🚨🍽️ OKAY FAM, LISTEN UP! 🍽️🚨 You thought it was just your fish tacos getting the toxic glow-up? Nah, fam, it's time to throw a party for the *8 foods with microplastics*! 🎉🤡 Fried Chicken? 🤢 More like Fried *Plastic* 🥡🔥 Yeah, you read that right. NO CAP, your dinner could double as a recycling bin! ♻️ And the best part? Your favorite snacks could be the new eco-friendly trend 😬✨ 💀 "I'm just here to get my daily dose of microplastics!" - some poor soul 🥴 But who needs a side of guilt with your meal, right? Here are the culprits, grabbing a spot on the toxic stonks list. 📈💰 1. Seaweed - surprise! That ocean hug is filled with plastic love! 🌊💘 2. Salt - seasoning your fries with a sprinkle of regret. 😩🧂 3. Honey - because bees are now pollinating trash!🐝💩 4. Beer - 🍺 *Microbrewery* but make it MICROPLASTIC. 5. Sugar - now with added texture! 🍬👾 6. Oats - *instant* microplastics for that wholesome morning cringe. 🤢 7. Tea - your comforting cup just got an upgrade to plastic! 🍵🚀 8. Even FRUITS?! Yeah, your apple just came with a side of "WTF" 🤯🍏 🔥 Hot take: In 2030, we’ll be ordering “Microplastic-Free” salads at McDonald's like it's the new flex. 🥗💪💀 This post is boutta go viral, so share it like you're saving your friends from a plastic apocalypse! 🤖✨ #SnackAttack #MicroplasticMadness