🚨💀 DISCORD DATA BREACH SAGA: 70,000 IDs EXPOSED! 😱🤡 Yo fam, wake UP! 🗣️ Discord said, "Hold my energy drink," and let 70K government IDs *fully* exit stage left into the hands of some real-life cyber gremlins! 👾💸 You thought you'd keep your precious selfie with grandma safe? Nah, fam. It's out there vibing with some dude named "PwnedParty69!" 😱🥴 The breach came courtesy of a third-party vendor who probably thought “security” was just a suggestion like that “no skateboarding” sign at the tech convention. 🚫🛹 My sources? Just a bunch of Discord devs chilling in the break room: 🗣️ Dev 1: “We were just trying to verify ages, but now we’re giving hackers a buffet of IDs!” 🗣️ Dev 2: “At this point, we might as well throw in social security numbers for free!” And let’s not forget those lovely age verification laws in the UK that make you show your ID like you’re trying to buy a pack of gum 😂💔. So here comes the hot take 🔥: if your ID gets leaked, just say it’s part of the new age of digital art—a true NFT, if you will. 🤔💾 Stay tuned for your ID's glow-up in next year’s hacker fashion week! 💅🚀💰 #BasedButCringe #StonksOrSunk