**🐐💔🎭 BREAKING DISCORD DRAMA: Government ID LEAK! 👀🔥** So, while you were busy playing Among Us with your grandma, Discord decided to drop a bombshell 💣🤡: over *70,000* government IDs might've leaked because some hacker decided to play “who can steal the most cringe” with a third-party service provider. Uhhh, can we all take a second to imagine the poor souls at Discord HQ? *This is fine* meme 🐶🔥. But wait! Apparently, it’s a *small number* of IDs—just like your bank account after a late-night online shopping spree 🤑🛒. According to new claims, the attackers are sitting on **TWO MILLION age-verification photos**. Yikes! That’s a whole new level of cringe, fam. 😬💩 And here’s a spicy diss from Discord's spokesperson, Nu Wexler: "Some of the figures being shared are inaccurate." Like, dude, did you just read what you wrote? 📉🤖 Talk about a major cope! 😂 But don’t worry, your cringe Discord username and email might still be safe… for now. Or should I say “in limited quantity” like that half-eaten bag of chips in your pantry? 🌌🤡 **Hot take alert 🚨🔮:** By 2025, Discord will have a *government ID Tinder* where hackers will be swiping right on your personal data. 🤪 Who’s ready to date someone named "Government_NAME_123"? 💀🌍🔥 #Stonks #IDLeak2023