😱💪 Y’ALL, WORKOUT APPS ARE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE! Here’s your chaotic guide to the *7 Best Workout Apps* that won’t make you wanna throw your dumbbells out the window! 💔🏋️‍♂️ 1. **MyFitnessPal**: More like “MyFitnessFail” 🤡. Tracking calories? The only thing I’m tracking is how many times I hit snooze. 📱💤 #HelpMe 2. **Nike Training Club**: It’s like having a personal trainer who *absolutely* does not care about your life choices. 🚀 “Oh, you skipped leg day? Cringe.” 3. **Peloton**: Because who needs social interaction when you can yell at a screen with a random stranger telling you to “push through the pain”? 💀 Stonks for your bank account! 4. **Strava**: For those who love sharing their 0.5-mile jog like they’re running a marathon. Drake be like, “I only ride with my homies, no cap.” 😂👀 5. **Fitbod**: Custom workout routines to make you feel like an absolute gym god until you realize you still can’t lift your grocery bags. 😭💪 #GalaxyBrain 6. **Aaptiv**: It's like listening to a hyperactive personal trainer in your ear while you’re just trying to survive! 🔥 “Push harder!” No thanks, I’m just vibing! 7. **Sworkit**: Workin’ it like I’m out here getting the 10-minute HIIT workout while my couch judges me from afar. “This is fine.” 🌈🔥 🚨 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, it’s mostly memes and existential dread, but people love it!” — Some fitness bro on TikTok, probably. 🏋️‍♂️🖤