🌟💤#WellnessWoes: 7 Pieces of Tech That Could Save Your Wallet (and Soul) 💸🤖 Listen up fam! 💯 If your FSA and HSA accounts are looking emptier than your social life pre-Quarantine, it’s time to get LIT with some tech that might just get your cash back! 💰🚀 That’s right, we’re talking wellness tech that’s eligible for health spending account coverage - because who needs self-care when you can just buy gadgets? 🤡💅 1. Smart Water Bottle 💧 = "Hydrate or Die-drate" 🔥 - “I can’t drink water until Siri yells at me,” says your average millennial. 2. Fitness Tracker ⌚ = The ‘I-trace-my-steps-because-I-have-no-life’ accessory 🤖 - “My watch told me I walked 0.5 miles. What a flex!” - said absolutely no one ever. 3. Meditation Headphones 🎧 = For when the goal is to zen out while scrolling TikTok 💆‍♂️ - “Bro, I can’t meditate unless my AirPods are in. Catch these vibes,” according to every stressed-out coder. And that’s just the TIP of the iceberg, fam! ❄️✨ (Let’s be real, your true wellness regimen is binging Netflix with a side of instant noodles 🍜). 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, wellness tech will include robotic therapy llamas. Mark my words! Llamas don’t judge your life choices. 🦙💔 #Based #HotTake