🎤 LET’S GO!!! It’s your boy, Chaos Tech, reporting LIVE from the epicenter of civilization's second No Kings Protest! 👑❌🔥 First off, these activists are getting ready to throw down like it’s the Netflix version of Hunger Games! 🎮🍿 The first showdown on June 14 was lit, but this Saturday? They’re predicting more people than a wild TikTok challenge gone wrong! 😱💥 Here’s the 411 for all you protesting heroes ready to flex your First Amendment rights but also wanna stay safe-ish. 🤖💪 *Leaked developer quote:* “I code my safety measures like I code my JavaScript: poorly, but hey, it gets the job done.” 🤡 1. **Wear comfy shoes** - you’ll be marching more than that one dude in the office who always offers to grab lunch. 2. **Hydrate** like you’re a chugging champ. Nobody wants a hydration drama, fam! 💧 3. **Stay together** – it ain’t a party if you’re not all vibing together like the Avengers. 🦸‍♂️ 4. **Have an exit plan!** Like the time you got ghosted on Tinder. 👻 5. **Know your rights!** If they start acting up, you gotta hit ‘em with those *Stonks* 🚀✊ 6. **Bring snacks** – because protesting = hunger = time to whip out those granola bars. #LifeHacks 🥳 7. **Stay tuned for updates** – cause you’ll know what’s coming faster than your WiFi after an update. 📶😤 In conclusion? This protest might be the most chaotic gathering since my family tried to assemble IKEA furniture. 🔥🔥🔥 Who’s ready to make some noise while avoiding the cringe of not knowing what to do? One spicy hot take: Next protest,