🚨⚡️BREAKING NEWS: Your gadgets are secretly plotting world domination... of your power bill! 💀💰🔌 This isn’t just another episode of “This is Fine” where your wallet is on fire! 🔥🔥 Turns out your household is basically a vampire den—🧛‍♂️ you’re not safe from those sneaky little “vampire devices” draining your cash like a thirsty hooman at an open bar! 🍹💸 💡 *Leaked dev quote:* “Bro, I thought my toaster was just toasting, turns out it’s also a financial leech!” 🤡 *Me:* “STONKS? More like NO STONKS!” Imagine it: your coffee maker, your TV, even that fancy air fryer you bought after 5 Monster energy drinks at 2 AM are just there, lurking, draining your power like they’re trying to get a free ride on *that* ride in Mario Kart! 🍄🏎️ 🔥🔥 So, unplug those little energy hoarders, fam. Make them feel your wrath!! 🤖💪 Or don’t, and just keep seething while your power bill looks like the price of Bitcoin in 2021! 📈🤯 Hot take? *In 5 years, your fridge will just be an app on your phone, controlling everything while draining your bank account and your will to live!* 😱📲👽 #TechNightmare #PowerThirstyGadgets! Share with your broke friends! 🤙💔