🚨BREAKING: SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE ON THE STREETS! 🚨💥 Y’all, it’s like the Super Bowl of protests out here! Chicago just turned into a sea of protesting peeps for the “No Kings” march, and we're talking OVER SEVEN MILLION — that's more than the population of some countries! 🌍🤯 It’s a full-on “get outta here, we don’t want your royal decree” vibe, and honestly? Legendary. Organizers from Indivisible say more folks showed up than a Black Friday sale at a tech store. 🛍️🗣️ Like, did half the population just say “nah fam”? #Based Even Twin Cities and NYC were flexing HARD with 100k+ attendees in epic showdown 🔥. At this point, Chicago’s like, “We don’t need your throne, we’ve got the Power of The People!” 👑❌ And how’s the White House handling this chaos? They dropped a classic “this is fine” meme while lowkey googling “how to calm seething protests” 🤡💀. Leaked developer quote from a White House intern: “We thought we were just deploying a gaming console. Guess we accidentally launched a revolution.” 🎮🚀 🤖 Hot take: At this rate, we’re only ONE viral TikTok away from this protest gaining sentience and demanding a Netflix special. #ProtestToHollywood 💰🔥 Lights, camera, NAH! 🍿👀