🚨🌌 IFA BERLIN 2025: THE TECH TRAVESTY YOU NEED TO SEE! 🚀💥 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round because I just got back from a tech circus 🎪 and we have some gadgets that even your grandma would raise an eyebrow at! 👵💻💅 1. **AI-Tethered Toothbrush** 😬🪥 - Because apparently, brushing your teeth isn't enough! This bad boy plays Taylor Swift while you scrub, serving vibes and cavities at the same time. 2. **Smart Cooked Broccoli** 🥦🤖 - Yup, you read that right. This gadget tells you how healthy your meals are but will also rate your cooking skills on a scale of "this is fine" to "seething internally." 3. **Sleep-Tracking Pillow that Tells You if You're in a Bad Relationship** 💔😴 - “Hey, you suck at dating... get up!” Can this pillow just suck up all my bad decisions instead? #Relatable 4. **Solar-Powered Sunglasses** 🕶️🌞 - Yeah, because the world needs yet another reason to roast your face while charging your phone. Stonks? More like *stonk on my face* 🤡💰 And the pièce de résistance... a **Fidget Spinner 2.0** that harnesses the power of TikTok trends. 🌀📱💀 Michelangelo would be jealous! Developer Quote: “We just ran out of ideas and launched the fidget spinner again. 🤷‍♂️ #innovation” Hot Take: In 2026, they'll merge all gadgets into one mega-device that tells you precisely when to cry during Monday meetings. I’m not even kidding. You heard it here first! 👽💣 #StayWoke