🚨 **BREAKING NEWS**: Microsoft Copilot in Outlook is basically that friend who keeps trying to help but ends up spilling your drink instead. 😰💦 💌 So, here's the tea 🍵: 7 "mind-blowing" ways to use Copilot (more like **CO-PIE-LOT**, 'cause I’m DONE 😤). 1️⃣ It can write your emails! 🔥 But who asked? You want emails with **1000%* sarcasm, not bland corporate speak, fam. 2️⃣ Summarize them? Pffft. I can summarize my life in 5 characters: IT SUCKS. 💔😅 3️⃣ Respond automatically? Is it too late for a “ugh, not again”? 🤦‍♂️ Like, I turned that thing off faster than a gamer rage quitting after losing to a 5-year-old. 🤡💀 Don’t let those fancier-than-thou AI features fool you; they might just end up ghosting harder than your last Tinder date! 😂 🔍💬 “Why did you turn it off?” asked Frank, the coworker who does CrossFit and only orders salads. “MY SANITY, FRANK!!!” 🚀 And don’t get me started on the *real* issue: Outlook itself. It’s like the dilapidated house no one wants to live in but refuses to sell. 🏚️💻 🔥🌎 Prediction: In 2024, Microsoft will release “Outlook: The Movie” – 90 minutes of just staring at loading screens. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💰 #Stonks #thisisfine