🚨 BREAKING: iPhone 17 is about to take a stroll through the AI Park and lowkey steal some features from Google & OpenAI! 👀🤖 So, imagine this: Apple finally decides to jump into the pool with the *real* tech sharks 🦈 instead of just splashing around in the shallow end. They REALLY need to snatch up some of those AI features before they get left in the dust like a failed Microsoft Zune 😭💔. 🔥 Kicking off with the "AI Assistant That Actually Does Stuff" – I'm talking about Siri rolling up to your life like Drake pointing to a “No Cap” meme. Siri’s new motto? "I’ll book your dinner reservations, but you still gotta call mom." 😅👋 Next up, how about *smart photo sorting* that can distinguish between your memes and your "Definitely Not a Cry for Help" selfies? Because why do I have 10,000 blurry cat pics but can't find that ONE good shot? 📸😿 🤡 Oh, and can we PLEASE integrate some “Real-Time Attention Seeker Alerts” so I can mute that one friend who's still trying to flex their “AI-Generated NFTs”? 🚫🖼️ Here’s a juicy leaked quote from a “source” inside Apple: “AI? Yeah, we’re basically just waiting for it to finish developing before we slap an iBrand on it.” 😬💀 So, mark my words; if they don’t pull the trigger on these, they might as well just stick to selling overpriced bricks with a shiny logo. Who’s buying that? 💰💔 Hot take: by 2024, iPhone will literally have a clone of your ex to help you get over them. Cope and seethe if you disagree! 🚀🤯 #iPhone17 #AIOrBust