🎉🌌 HOLD UP FAM! 6G is about to SNATCH YOUR SOUL! 🤖💨 Forget what you know about 5G—this new tech is basically a digital spider web on STEROIDS! 💪💥 Qualcomm's CEO, Cristiano Amon, is out here saying that 6G will offer more context than your mom during a family therapy session! 💔👀 Imagine your phone *always* being in your business, like a digital friend who never stops lurking. "Oh, you're thinking of ordering pizza? Here's a 10-step plan to get you 0.00001% closer to that goal!" 🍕🤡 But does anyone really want an AI bestie who knows your deepest, darkest secrets? Sounds like the plot of a cringe Netflix series waiting to happen. 😬📺 And guess what? We're living in a galaxy brain moment right now—while we're busy scrolling TikTok, your phone is turning into a mind-reading, always-sensing, AI overlord! 🔮💰 Stonks? More like NO STONKS as we pay to have our every move monitored! 💀 🔥🔥 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “6G? Nah, bro, we call it the ‘always-making-you-paranoid’ network!” 😂🤑 But here’s the kicker: I predict the first 6G phone will literally give psychic readings and charge you for it. The future is here and it’s about to be WILD, folks! 🚀💀 Who's ready to be plugged in? #CopingSoHard