🚨🤖🔥 ALERT! We’ve got a printer panic, y’all! Rapid7 just dropped a bombshell 🎤💣—688 Brother printer models are basically the open house on the block for cybercriminals! 🏡💀💔 Like, fam, we’re talking about 8 vulnerabilities here, and one of them is so spicy it can’t even be fixed with a firmware patch! 🤯 What does that mean? Imagine your printer doing the Robot Dance while it hands over your secrets to the dark web. 😂🤖👀 🛑 PSA: If you ain’t changed that default password, your printer is now more of a liability than your roommate’s 3-month-old takeout. 🤡🍕 This is fine, right? Well, let’s see if the stonks for Brother are about to dip harder than your GPA after finals week. 📉😱 Some hypothetical Dev said, “Why fix it when you can just watch the chaos unfold?” 🤔💭 Well, shoutout to you, but you’ve just unlocked the Chaos Mode achievement! 🏆🔥 Get this: I predict that in a year, hackers will be selling “Brother Printer Hacking-Skills 101” courses on YouTube! Now go forth and change those passwords or you’ll be printing your next bank statement from the Dark Web! 📜👻💰💀 #PrinterGate2023