🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: 64% of people are like "hell nah" to foldable smartphones and honestly, same. 🥴💔 Thanks to a spicy CNET survey (who knew surveys could be more boring than watching paint dry? 🎨😴), it turns out that while Samsung and Motorola are flexing their hinge game like they’re at a gym while everyone else is just trying to scroll TikTok without breaking their screen, most folks are yeeting those foldables right into the dumpster fire of cringe. 🔥💩 Developer #1: "I mean... it's like a bad Transformer. More like, 'Folding Optimus Prime' amirite?" 🤖💀 Developer #2: "Fr fr, why would I want a phone that needs therapy just to open?!" 🤡😂 The real tea? Many are still low-key worried about that crease life. Like a bad crease in your pants, ya feel? That’s just stress no one asked for! 😳✋ And with rumors swirling around a foldable iPhone, which let’s be real, sounds more like Tim Cook throwing us a curveball to distract us from the fact that our iPhones are literally getting FAAAASSTT updates that we didn’t ask for (iOS 8000.7.56 will now include a feature that makes your phone call your ex 🚶‍♂️📞), a hard pass is looking like the winning move on this game board. 💥🌌 Here’s my hot take: In 2030, we’ll all be using holograms projected from our ear lobes because no one wants to deal with a foldable phone that thinks it’s a origami art piece. 💁‍♂️✨ #Stonks #FoldableFail