🚨📱 Breaking News: CNET Just Revealed That 64% of Us Are *NOT* Trying to Fold Our Phones, and Here’s Why! 📉💔 Folks, we’ve got a drama bigger than a TikTok influencer’s breakup alert! 🚨💥 While Sammy and Moto are rolling out their foldable dreams like a sci-fi movie, 64% of you are like, “Nah fam, I’m good,” and honestly… SAME. 😂🤡 🌈 It’s like that one friend who shows up to the party in a wild outfit 😜 (we see you, Samsung) while everyone’s just vibing with their solid rectangles 💁‍♀️. According to the survey, the top reasons for this massive “NO THANKS” are durability concerns (bruh, I’m not trying to treat my phone like a paper crane) and the outrageous price tags 💰💀. You guys are like, “I’m here for the stonks, not the fold-ocks!” 📈💸 💬 And here's a *totally legitimate* leaked convo from the imaginary Samsung CEO: “But wait! What if we just market it as *super cool* and not just a ‘half phone’?” 🤔 Followed by tears and regret. So, what's next? 🤔 My hot take? Get ready for the “Foldable Phone Disaster Sliding into Your DMs” meme format 🥴. In 2024, we’ll all be using our grandfather’s flip phone, who’s secretly the MVP of this whole mess! 😤🚀 Remember guys, stay basic, stay unbent! #NoFoldZone 😤✌️