🚨📦 BREAKING: 61% of US Adults ARE STILL FINGER-PAINTING WITH CHEETOS IN THE KITCHEN 🚨😱💀 That's right, fam, while some people are out here enjoying exquisite culinary delights from meal kits, the other 61% are still microwaving last week’s pizza and calling it “gourmet.” 🤢🍕 No cap, can we get a round of applause for the champions of the instant ramen lifestyle? 👏💁‍♀️ According to a spicy CNET survey (which definitely wasn’t conducted in a basement), two big reasons why people AREN’T diving into the meal kit craze include: 1️⃣ “I don’t wanna cook” and 2️⃣ “I don’t wanna spend money on food I can’t pronounce.” 🤷‍♂️💸 Classic "Drake Pointing" meme moment, right? Like bro, it’s not sushi; it’s just *chicken*!! 🐔 Fake Developer Quote Alert 🚨: “Honestly, we should just rebrand them as ‘mystery boxes of existential dread.’ People love a good challenge!” - A Developer Probably At this point, my prediction is that within the next FIVE YEARS, meal kits will come with an escape-room twist. Like, can you assemble your DIY lasagna before the timer runs out? If you can’t even figure out how to “boil water,” this is fine. 🔥🔥 FR FR, let's just make cooking a game show already. GET READY FOR THE KITCHEN-O-LYMPICS, folks! 🥇🥘 #MealKitMadness 🥳