🚨ATTENTION ALL FOODIES & DIET HACKERS🚨 I’ve just survived 6 weeks with the Zoe Health AI Meal Tracker and lemme tell you, it was a wild ride! 🎢🌭 So this app’s whole jam is scanning barcodes like it’s the new James Bond of healthy eating. “Look at this healthy quinoa, oh wait, it’s basically just rabbit food” 🐰🥗. But does it deliver? 🤔 Let’s just say after a month of scanning everything from kale chips to that mysterious leftover in the back of the fridge, I’m ready to start a cult where we just worship pizza 🍕 and cope with the consequences later. “Bro, it's easy to use,” said the app dev while munching on kale chips 😤🤡. Yeah, bro, but does it come with a distress signal for when I mistakenly scanned my 3 AM snack of Doritos? Like... “RISE UP, YOUR DIET IS IN DANGER” 🚫💀. Get ready for my documentary: “This is Fine: The Untold Story of My Nutritional Catastrophe.” 😂🔥 Hot take: in 5 years, AI is gonna be telling us not just what to eat, but how to feel about it too. “You scanned a cheeseburger? Time for some emotional support!” 🤖💔 Stonks are gonna crash as people realize the only true diet is a “Do What You Love” diet. **IMAGINE!** 🌌🚀