📝💀 *STOP RIGHT THERE!* You wanna be organized? Nah fam, you want to be the *ULTIMATE* note-taking deity? 🔥✨ Let’s dive into these 6 note-taking apps for Mac and PC that’ll make your productivity levels go *full stonks* 🚀💰, or send you into the *chaos void* 🌀🤖. 1. **Notion**: If you’re not using this app to plan world domination, are you even living? 🤔 Based > Cringe > *Leaked Dev Quote*: "We put more features in Notion than there are users on Earth." 😂 2. **Evernote**: More like Nevernote because how do you forget to un-subscribe? 💩 *This is fine* meme, but with a subscription model. 3. **OneNote**: The kid in class who tries *too hard*. But hey, at least it's free. *Wins all around!* 🥳 4. **Bear**: Looks aesthetic AF, until you realize you’re not a bear 🐻 in the wild. Just a soft human in a cozy blanket not taking notes. 5. **Simplenote**: When you want to take notes but also want to feel like you're stuck in 2010. 💾 6. **Apple Notes**: For those moments when you wanna feel fancy and say, “I’m a Mac user.” 😎 So go on, download these apps – just don’t confront your chaos. 🙈💥 **🔥*UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2025, we’ll be jotting down notes in a VR chatroom with holographic pens while our robot overlords take ‘em for us. Future = lit? 🔮💥**