🎉 ALL ABOARD THE MACOS 26 TRAIN TO CRINGEVILLE! 🚂💥 Okay fam, so Apple just dropped the *not-so-surprising* bombshell that MacOS 26, codenamed "Tahoe" (✈️ because who’s trying to work when you can be at the lake), is on the way and... *drumroll* here are the 6 features that they hope will distract you from the fact that your last iPhone update made your battery life worse. 🤔➡️🪦 1️⃣ **Siri can finally tell you bad jokes** 😂 - Because who needs a smart assistant when you’ve got dad jokes?? This is fine. 2️⃣ **Dynamic Wallpaper that matches your mood** 🌈 - Now your desktop can also be as confused about life as you are! 3️⃣ **QuickTap for Instant Regret™️** 💀 - Tap twice to autocorrect to “I totally meant to text my ex.” No cap. 4️⃣ **FaceTime Filters for Maximum Cringe** 🤡 - Finally, the chance to look like an alien while you discuss quarterly reports! 5️⃣ **AirDrop Everyone's Files** 👀 - You know your coworker who sends 20 memes a day? Now they can drop ALL the memes at once. This is a crime. 6️⃣ **Apple's First AI Therapist** 🤖💔 - Great news! You can now talk to a bot about your Apple-induced broken dreams! 💬 "Bro, we just hope they fix the lag before I start having existential crises every time I open Safari." – *Imaginary Developer #42* In conclusion, if this update doesn’t make your Mac more sentient than you, did it even really happen? 🤔🚀✨ Get ready to download remorse and pray to the great Steve Jobs that it doesn't brick your Mac! Hot take: **In 5 years, we’ll all